Shane Sparks' Pedophile Ass Replaced By....



If you haven't heard, America's Best Dance Crew judge Shane Sparks (pictured above) was arrested last month on child molestation charges. And the question on everyone's mind was, WHO THE HELL IS GONNA REPLACE HIM?? Rumors were circling of not fully replacing Shane, but bringing in a different guest judge every week. Well we can now put that rumor to rest and rejoice at what i can only think is Randy Jackson's delusional doing;

OMARION!



Yes sir. Replacing one midget ass, egotistical dancer dude with another. Ex-B2K front man and self-proclaimed "King of Dance" (WTF??) will be joining fellow ex-boy band member JC Chasez and his BFF Lil Bow Wow...oh I'm sorry, Lil Mama.

Via a press release:

Joining current judges Lil’ Mama and JC Chasez, Omarion — dubbed the “King of Dance — will make his debut as a judge on the fifth season, premiering on January 28th at 10 PM ET / PT on MTV. Omarion will judge dance crews from around the country on their creativity and ability on the popular dance competition show.

A professional dancer trained in tap, jazz, hip-hop and African dance, Omarion proved to be the perfect choice for the show. “I’m so excited to be a judge on MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew,” says Omarion. “Dancing and performing is what I do and being a judge on this show will allow me to give creative feedback to the newest and hottest dancers on the rise.”


I already gave up on watching this show about half way through last season; so if the new crews suck half as much as this judging pick, i may have to quit all together.

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