How To Get A Girl To Ignore You

If you're that much of an idiot to not understand i'm being rude on purpose and you sound like pathetic retard...then you deserve to get put on blast. You're welcome.




Vincent

hey boo boo..

Lauren

Um..hi

Vincent

whats up?

Lauren

At work, obviously. Feeling crappy.


Vincent

ouch..

that sucks

why?

ijust got off work..

now i get to relax hhahha

Lauren

strep throat is no joke

well lucky you. sucks for those of us who need to relax and can't.

Vincent

ooh damn

lol =-P

is this your first time having strep..

Lauren

yeup

Vincent

hows work?

Lauren

its ok. i'd much rather be at home in bed though.

Vincent

ooh

why not call in?

Lauren

cause i need the money


Vincent

that sucks booty

Lauren

yeah i'll live

Vincent

lol

how long have you had strep?

Lauren

since sunday i guess

thats when my throat started hurting

just went to the doctors yesterday tho


Vincent

ooh i see..

damn

did you get meds?


Lauren

gotta pick them up on my way home today



Vincent

ooh

what meds?


Lauren

antibiotics? duh.


Vincent

ooh

ok ok



Vincent

everyday pills?



Lauren

i dont know i haven't picked them up yet, remember?



Vincent

ooh

i see

walgreen meds?

=-p



Lauren

nope. kaiser


Vincent

ooh cool

nice!

lol

got plans this weekend?


Lauren

my best friends bday



Vincent

nice

whats the plan?

its not so call is it?


Lauren

not what?



Vincent

so cal

is this the weekend you going to so cal

and vegas?



Lauren

nope.

a party here


Vincent

oooh ok



Lauren

soCal is the 17th vegas the 24th



Vincent

when is you going south?


Lauren

my april is pretty booked weekend-wise.

i just said, look up.



Vincent

haha that sounds dirty hahah



Lauren

how?


Vincent

damn..


Lauren

oh nevermind


Vincent

"when is you goin south" haha

hahah

so who do i call to make an appt?

hahah


Lauren

let me get you my secretary's number


Vincent

or do i just get penciled in? hhah

ooh sweet

"hi i would like to make an appt" "when is her next opening?"

hahah



Lauren

that sounds bad


Vincent

hahah

ok i take that one back..

hahah

"when is her next availability?"

better?

haha


Lauren

sure


Vincent

=-p

is work slow today?


Lauren

it is now. it wasn't earlier


Vincent

so just pencil me in in your availabily..hahha

ooh i see..

ok ok..



Lauren

i either have something going on or i have arianna every weekend til at least may 22nd or something


Vincent

hahah

its all good..

i understand..

just whenever your free..


Lauren

told you, i'm a busy girl


Vincent

haah

its ok..

you do what you gotta do..

lol

its all good though..


you do what you gotta do sexy lady

haha


Lauren

people actually want me around lately


Vincent

hahah

cause the folks realize that to have fun and a great time please invite lauren

hahah


Lauren

thats true

Vincent

but see i knew that before hand..

just never got a chance too

hahah


Lauren

no you didnt know that

cause im really not the life of the party

nor am i really that much fun


Vincent

yup.. so im trynna catch up

hahah

im not into the night life anymore too..

i mean yeah time to time is fine...

but not all day everyday type

haha


Lauren

oh i didnt mean the night life i just meant in general


Vincent

Oh ok

haha

its ok we can be boring together

hahaha


Lauren

No thank you

What the hell good is that gonna do me?


Vincent

well u know...


Lauren

????




Don't mean to be a bitch, but.....actually, i do. Guys sometimes, i swear.