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How To Get A Girl To Ignore You

2010-03-31T15:44:00.000-07:00

If you're that much of an idiot to not understand i'm being rude on purpose and you sound like pathetic retard...then you deserve to get put on blast. You're welcome.

Vincent

hey boo boo..

Lauren

Um..hi

Vincent

whats up?

Lauren

At work, obviously. Feeling crappy.

Vincent

ouch..

that sucks

why?

ijust got off work..

now i get to relax hhahha

Lauren

strep throat is no joke

well lucky you. sucks for those of us who need to relax and can't.

Vincent

ooh damn

lol =-P

is this your first time having strep..

Lauren

yeup

Vincent

hows work?

Lauren

its ok. i'd much rather be at home in bed though.

Vincent

ooh

why not call in?

Lauren

cause i need the money

Vincent

that sucks booty

Lauren

yeah i'll live

Vincent

lol

how long have you had strep?

Lauren

since sunday i guess

thats when my throat started hurting

just went to the doctors yesterday tho

Vincent

ooh i see..

damn

did you get meds?

Lauren

gotta pick them up on my way home today

Vincent

ooh

what meds?

Lauren

antibiotics? duh.

Vincent

ooh

ok ok

Vincent

everyday pills?

Lauren

i dont know i haven't picked them up yet, remember?

Vincent

ooh

i see

walgreen meds?

=-p

Lauren

nope. kaiser

Vincent

ooh cool

nice!

lol

got plans this weekend?

Lauren

my best friends bday

Vincent

nice

whats the plan?

its not so call is it?

Lauren

not what?

Vincent

so cal

is this the weekend you going to so cal

and vegas?

Lauren

nope.

a party here

Vincent

oooh ok

Lauren

soCal is the 17th vegas the 24th

Vincent

when is you going south?

Lauren

my april is pretty booked weekend-wise.

i just said, look up.

Vincent

haha that sounds dirty hahah

Lauren

how?

Vincent

damn..

Lauren

oh nevermind

Vincent

"when is you goin south" haha

hahah

so who do i call to make an appt?

hahah

Lauren

let me get you my secretary's number

Vincent

or do i just get penciled in? hhah

ooh sweet

"hi i would like to make an appt" "when is her next opening?"

hahah

Lauren

that sounds bad

Vincent

hahah

ok i take that one back..

hahah

"when is her next availability?"

better?

haha

Lauren

sure

Vincent

=-p

is work slow today?

Lauren

it is now. it wasn't earlier

Vincent

so just pencil me in in your availabily..hahha

ooh i see..

ok ok..

Lauren

i either have something going on or i have arianna every weekend til at least may 22nd or something

Vincent

hahah

its all good..

i understand..

just whenever your free..

Lauren

told you, i'm a busy girl

Vincent

haah

its ok..

you do what you gotta do..

lol

its all good though..

you do what you gotta do sexy lady

haha

Lauren

people actually want me around lately

Vincent

hahah

cause the folks realize that to have fun and a great time please invite lauren

hahah

Lauren

thats true

Vincent

but see i knew that before hand..

just never got a chance too

hahah

Lauren

no you didnt know that

cause im really not the life of the party

nor am i really that much fun

Vincent

yup.. so im trynna catch up

hahah

im not into the night life anymore too..

i mean yeah time to time is fine...

but not all day everyday type

haha

Lauren

oh i didnt mean the night life i just meant in general

Vincent

Oh ok

haha

its ok we can be boring together

hahaha

Lauren

No thank you

What the hell good is that gonna do me?

Vincent

well u know...

Lauren

????

Don't mean to be a bitch, but.....actually, i do. Guys sometimes, i swear.

10 Questions With...Jason David Frank

2010-02-22T10:48:00.000-08:00

If you're anywhere around my age, you grew up watching Power Rangers, don't even lie. Everyone had their favorite. Mine, was the Green Ranger. With all their high-flying martial arts skills it was only natural for one of them, Jason David Frank; who played Tommy Oliver the green ranger, to progress into the world of mixed martial arts fighting. Still acting, but in love with fighting, he also started Christian-based MMA clothing company Jesus Didn't Tap. He took some time away to simply play "10 Questions" with me.

CLUSTERFUCK: You've been into martial arts all your life, was it a natural progression into the MMA world?

JASON DAVID FRANK: Very easy for me

CF: What made you start the fight line Jesus Didn't Tap?

JDF: A good fight concept that meant something GOOD

CF: You definitely seem to embrace your past as a Power Ranger, whereas most like to downplay their previous endeavors. Why do you think that is?

JDF: Its who I am and who I was..

CF: What do you enjoy more, fighting or acting?

JDF: Fighting

CF: I'm sure you get "It's Morphin Time!" a lot, does it ever get annoying?

JDF: Sometimes lol

CF: Would you ever do a Power Rangers reunion?

JDF: Yes

CF: There are a lot of people trying to get into the MMA world these days, what kind of advice could you give the hopefuls?

JDF: Train train train!

CF: What's the worst injury you've endured thanks to fighting?

JDF: My distal bicep tore

CF: The green ranger was honestly always my favorite, but if you could have switched with any of the other rangers, which would you have been?

JDF: Naw I love green

CF: What's next for you?

JDF: More fights and bigger films :)

You can become of fan of him on Facebook and check out Jesus Didn't Tap for more info!

Cut. Edit. Start over.

2010-02-22T10:44:00.001-08:00

So i was planning on having a video "10 Questions With..." for today, but then i realized that meant i had to spend time editing videos and what not. Annnnd i fell asleep last night. So that obviously didn't work out very well. So instead i'll just be putting up a video blog/compilation from the amazing weekend that went down in LA with myself and some very special people for the Rad Creations photo shoot. That should be up some time this week for sure. It was amazing and i had SO much fun. Can't wait to see the pictures and how they turned out. My friend Kelli Hayden is an amazing photographer and she did soooo good and made us all feel like real models lol. Stay tuned for that. But up next: 10 Questions With...Jason David Frank!

Rambling. I do it a lot.

2010-02-19T09:42:00.000-08:00

-Justin Timberlake should start making music again. Not because I'm a fan of his music but because maybe it will keep him so preoccupied he'll forget about his FAIL of a clothing line, William Rast. Seriously, the new line that premiered at New York Fashion Week was as ugly as he is.

-WTF is Taylor Swift doing using Sharpie as eyeliner?? I mean, if i looked like she did without makeup i might too. But girl, learn from the cholas...Sharpies are for eyebrows!

-Does Solange Knowles think she's Erykah Badu or something? She's been looking rather 'motherland' lately, and it is not a good look. Not that much is a good look on that girl.

-I just seen a picture that i thought was A) Rihanna or B) Nicole Sherzinger pulling a Cassie with the shaved side of her head. But no, it was the singer of Tokio Hotel.

-All of a sudden Vin Diesel is fat. That's what happens i guess when The Rock starts taking over your Disney movies.

-Can Dave Navarro leak more half-naked (or hopefully FULLY naked) pictures from his bitch's iPhone please? Thanks. He gives me a chick boner.

-Why Peter Andre flipped out over Katie Price flat ironing their daughters hair is beyond me. I play with Arianna's hair all the time. Big effing deal, loser. Get over it.

-Chris Brown needs to stop wearing nerd glasses cause it makes look like...well, a nerd. And it's not cute.

-I really wish Michael Phelps wasn't such a butterface. His body amazes me. His face, also amazes me. But in a totally different, wanna-puke kind of way.

That's all. Just had to get that off of my chest. Now, watch this video. And laugh. Hard. Just like i did. Or be completely dumbfounded as to why this girl would even post this online, just like i was.

Pre-Valentine's Day with Frankie J

2010-02-15T10:47:00.001-08:00

So, I'm postponing "10 Questions With..." until next week because next Monday I'm going to have a very special edition of it for you guys. You'll see. Just hang tight.

But in place, today I've got a special post about my Pre-Valentine's party with Mr. Frankie J. He was performing at a club called Sabor in San Jose, just about 45 minutes from me. And eeeevery time this guy has come around recently, something has prevented me from going. But i was damn determined not to miss him again! I was already out celebrating Valentine's Day with my friend Maria, we were having our monthly dinner at the lovely Benihana. Minus the hour and a half wait and them first off trying to tell us we could only order from the stupid 'valentines' menu (even though it wasn't v-day yet!), we had a good time. Our cook kept giving heart-shaped vegetables to Maria, it was great haha. We were originally supposed to go out in the City, but i switched up our plans and we headed out to San Jose to see Frankie. Best idea I've ever had.

We got there around 12:30am and as we were walking to the back, Frankie was already on stage doing one of his new songs (and my favorite!) "Finish What We Started". It was, as always, so sexy. He performed a pretty good amount of songs; including his new single "Crush" (Part of which he sang to me haha), "Obsession", "That Girl" and "Suga, Suga". He put on an amazing performance as always. He had some mic problems but, of course, didn't let that phase him. We had a great time. And after the performance i was able to chat with him for a bit. He is seriously the sweetest, most humble guy I've ever met. Always smiling, always giving out hugs, always willing to stop and talk for a few even when he's super busy. Gotta say, i still love that guy since the first time i met him when i was 16! I'm gonna find the picture from then and post it, too haha. Sooo many years ago. Got a couple good pictures from his performance, enjoy!

(^^My FAVORITE!)

And a little snippet of Frankie singing "Crush" straight to yours truly =)

Now everyone go and follow him on Twitter!

Hopie Spitshard "Yummy" video premiere!

2010-02-14T13:26:00.000-08:00

A little while back i helped out my bff Apey with a verrrry special creation for a music video for an old friend of hers. We both worked long and hard into the wee hours of delusion on that thing, and now the hard work is finally out for everyone to see! I'm so proud of Apey and her Rad Creations business and how well everything is going for her. And her being able to add this video to her resume just makes me that much more excited for her! Everyone watch and enjoy. I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what the 'creation' was! This video was also directed by the same guys who directed the "Bebot" video for The Black Eyed Peas. So it's pretty sweet. (No pun intended!)

Hopie Spitshard "Yummy" Official Music Video (Directed by Patricio Ginelsa) from Kid Heroes on Vimeo.

"Why dont you just have a seat over there?"

2010-02-10T09:23:00.001-08:00

Someone call Chris Hansen! Pedo-alert to the fullest. I mean, i love Howard Stern, don't get me wrong. But i think this conversation he had about Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift was a little...much? I mean, granted Miley Cyrus runs around like a skanky little trollop so it seems fair game. But Howard has a 17 year old daughter. I know he wouldn't want some grown ass old man talking about his daughter like that. Either way, it was still laughable and quite entertaining. My favorite was the "I bet she's got a big camel toe" part haha.

Welcome to the Crazy Train.

2010-02-09T15:13:00.000-08:00

So I've decided to add a new segment to the blog, called "Welcome To The Crazy Train". Now, i take BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit...for those who don't know the lingo.) every day to and from work. And just like any public transportation system, mine is usually full of weirdos or people doing stupid and/or random shit. And hey, i like to take pictures to document it. So i figured from now on, every time i snap a pic, i'll upload it here too instead of just to Twitter or my Facebook. And since I didn't catch anything this morning, here is a good one from yesterday:

This chick sits down across from me and my friend, and pulls out a Bud Light. I thought maybe she was just moving it so she could find something in her purse, but no. She cracked that shit open right there. Must've been a rough day!

Expect more like, and much worse, as often as i can sneak 'em!

Is it hot in here or is just you??

2010-02-09T12:32:00.001-08:00

Just because i feel like and i can, i compiled a list of some of the men I think are insanely gorgeous. Just for the hell of it. Some of these guys i prefer more so when they're dressed up, though. But either way, take a look. Drool. Wet your panties. Whatever your pleasure.

First, Jeffrey Donovan. He plays Michael Westen on USA's Burn Notice. Probably one of my favorite shows right now. Even hotter now that is acting caught up with his good looks. Him, i prefer either dressed up or sweaty and dirty.

Next, Bradley Cooper. I DEFINITELY love this man when he's all dressed up. Preferably in a black suit a la The Hangover.

Throwing a curve ball from those first two, UFC fighter Thiago Silva. He doesn't need clothes, particularly. Shirtless and sweaty, please!

Ryan Gosling. Yes, I've been a fan of this guy since the MMC days. He just get's hotter and hotter. And those arms, are you kidding me?! This one i prefer more scruffy, no dressing up needed!

Cam Gigandet. His sex appeal is by far increased by the fact that he is always photographed out with his baby daughter, being an awesome father. Sexiest dad ever? I think so!

Lastly, Adam Rodriguez. I never really watched CSI: Miami. So when i seen this guy on Ugly Betty, i fell in love. Not only is he gorgeous, but his voice makes you melt. Deep and with that sexy New York accent...fuck America Ferrera's lucky Shrek-looking ass!

And of course, just because...Mr. Ryan Loco.

Technology hates me. I, in turn, hate it.

2010-02-08T17:07:00.000-08:00

I honestly have the worst luck with technology. Funny, because that's what i spend most of my time on. I'm on the computer for 8 hours a day at work. I'm constantly TwitPic'ing from my phone. When my laptop was up and running, i was on that when i got home doing miscellaneous things or letting my daughter play games and such. So you would think...with all the time i put into it, technology would LOVE me! But alas, that's far from the truth.

Take my work computer, for example. It's crashed on me multiple times, had several ridiculous viruses on it, it's slow as shit and sometimes even randomly deletes stuff. You would think that this was all my fault, probably. But i swear it's not. I don't go to random porn sites. I don't click links in e-mails that i know i shouldn't. The only pages i open are Facebook, Twitter, Blogspot and a couple random blogs. Unless these pages are all infested with hidden nasty Trojans that I'm not aware of...i don't know. But it's pretty ridiculous.

Then there's my laptop. I bought it from a friend, and it was great. It worked lovely. All my programs were doing fine, i had all my pictures and music on it. I did video and photo editing for days on that thing. Then one day, me and my BFF are swapping pictures from my lovely birthday weekend extravaganza in LA between computers with our memory cards and BAM! Yes, BAM! It shuts itself off. I thought "Ok, maybe it died. Even though it was fully charged." So i go and get my plug, plug that sucker in...and nothing. Took it in to the Geek Squad and they couldn't figure it out. I read online that sometimes Gateway laptops did that and there was a way to cycle them and get them back on. But no luck for me. Turns out the motherboard went down. Juuuust great. 3 days after the warranty ended, too.

My iPod Touch is also a culprit. Half of the time anything that's on the far left side of the screen will be un-clickable. And it will just randomly come back whenever it feels like it. When i had finally decided to upgrade the software so i could get apps on it, it totally fucked itself over and lost ALL my music. And since my laptop had crashed not long before that, every single piece of music i had was gone. Gone forever. Once i finally got over it and restored it, some other glitch started showing up where it wouldn't let me connect to my wifi at home. It works on my wifi at work, but not at home. What kind of bullshit is this?! Looked that up online as well, people said it needs to be restored again. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. So no wifi on the iPod at home for me. I'm done with that shit. It also likes to randomly freeze whenever it damn well pleases.

Lastly, my poor piece of shit phone. Now, this one you might be able to blame on me. My phone is sadly abused and mistreated. BUT, if it worked in the first place i wouldn't have to bash it against the wall or throw it on the floor. (I know, i know. I need anger management.) It's a Palm Centro. And this is the 3rd one I've had of this same phone because the first two both kept getting some crappy problem where it would randomly shut itself off and on. (By the way, thanks Sprint for that one time you told me you could restart my phone and save my contacts. Yet, when i picked it up...you told me 'there was a problem' and you lost all my contacts. You fucking SUCK as well.) And now, with this one, it's slow as shit. And freezes up from time to time. For no good reason. I've updated all the firmware, even though they no longer have updates for this phone. Now my down button to scroll through shit doesn't work. It's busted. How that happened? I don't know. I tried smashing it against my desk a few times to see if that might help, or at least that's why i said i was doing it. But alas, it was no use.

So, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?! I really don't get it. I have the worst luck with technology EVER. I'm afraid of getting a new laptop, even though i plan on picking one up with my refund check. I'm sure that one will just go to shit as well. But i guess we'll just have to wait and see. Le sigh...i think i'm technologically doomed.

Some of my favorite people...and one i can't stand.

2010-02-08T11:49:00.000-08:00

Miss 'boom-kack' herself, aka Laurie Ann Gibson (You know, Making The Band choreographer known for making girls AND boys cry...) spoke to Cherrytree Radio about her choreography in the new Lady Gaga ft Beyonce "Telephone" video. She claims people will 'lose their minds' over it. Now, we all know I love my Gaga and want to punch Beyonce in her smug face...but you just can't go wrong with Laurie Ann in the picture! I'm BEYOND excited to see this video premiere on Wednesday. It will be a glorious day. Laurie Ann, who is also working with my sexy Robin Thicke, also says you've just got to 'kick-ball change' the haters. Preach on, Ms. Gibson! I may have to adopt that phrase into my daily vocab.

Speaking of sexy bitch Robin Thicke, he was on The Late Show with David Letterman to perform his song "Shakin It 4 Daddy" with Nicki Minaj. Granted, my man's dance moves aren't the greatest...he still looks fly as FUCK up there. I'd like to see the rest of you low-rent "singers" out there move like that and still make it look good! Nicki on the other hand...i just don't know.

10 Questions With...Stephen Obar

2010-02-08T09:59:00.000-08:00

You may know him, you may not. Either way, after this interview you'll probably love him. This young buck from the "San Fernandude Valley" is definitely something special. Just read on, damnit.

CLUSTERFUCK: If you had to pitch yourself to the world as to why they should know who you are, what would you say?

STEPHEN OBAR: I'd prefer goin with a high-definition commercial so people could see how handsome i am instead of them just being able to read my golden words of wisdom. However, I'd probably pitch myself as "the jack of all trades that knows jack shit". Or "Modern day Renaissance man, the myth, the man, the legend for no good reason". To be honest, I don't really know why anyone would wanna know me. I'm not looking for a best friend because i already have one in myself.

CF: Describe a day in the life of Stephen Obar.

SO: Not much to it. Wake up, make some coffee and breakfast, check my social networks (of course), chat with a few babes online, and then hit the gym. Come home, rinse and repeat. Sun goes down and I'll probably be found at my friend Funnyman's house eating his moms cooking and watching a movie like i own the joint. It's a rough schedule as of right now.

CF: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

SO: Five years from now i'll be somewhere around the age of 19 and i'll hopefully be doing the same shit i am today. Doin interviews, dancing, talking to people that are more important than me, and maybe even have a job. Ya never know. Don't count me out yet.

CF: What is the most noteworthy thing you've done in your life?

SO: I like to say that my life is just gettin started. I guess if i sat in front of you and told you stories about what i've been through, where, who, and when i did stuff it wouldn't be anything special. But, before you fell asleep you'd probably jot down that I beat cancer, I could beat your ass, and probably tear off a piece of the paper you were writing on and throw yur phone number on it to give to me, cuz i'm just that HOTT.

CF: You're an avid tweeter, what do you think you bring to the world of 140 characters?

SO: I wouldn't say "AVID", I've been on twitter for like 5 months now or something. I'm learning the ropes though, I'm still rough around the edges when it comes to ReTweets, and multiple mentions. Yet, I kinda look at myself as a rapper of the twitter world. I tweet shit that might not even be cool, funny, or clever, but since i'm hot at the moment my followers eat it up. I say "Gimme 140 characters and watch wut i do wit it", Kinda like Lil bow said back in the day about basketballs or some shit.

CF: You're also pretty big on working out & keeping your body in check, what advice do you have for those trying to stay in shape?

SO: Yeah, i made it a way of life. I used to be a fat kid, burger boy, burger kid, donut dude, french fry fella, etc. and i got sick of it. People don't know how good it feels to be in-shape, energized, and healthy. My advice for people trying to stay in shape or wanting to get in shape is this: Go for it, it ain't easy, you might have to sacrifice some shit you like such as eating junk, but if you take it one day at a time and just make the best choices day after day you'll be much more happy because you'll not only look better, but you'll feel better. And you can mark my words, bet me, challenge me, but I can guarantee that you'll feel better, even if you still are ugly as shit.

CF: What makes you worthy of being featured in a '10 Questions' segment? Besides me just wanting you to do one, that is.

SO: What makes anyone worthy? I feel like i can bring shit to the table. No one wants to talk about stuff that's on their mind. I'll talk about what's on my mind, your mind, all our minds all god damn day. I'll do '10 questions' every other day if people will read it and interact with me.

CF: I've seen some of your art work and you're really good; what got you into painting?

SO: Thanks, I dunno, i think it was the chicks. I started seeing all these girls painting these stupid fucking paintings and everyone complimenting them on how "artsy" they were. In my head, i was "fuck, that shit sucks bitch".

CF: Have you always been an artist or was it something you started up recently?

SO: I took art, cartooning, and painting classes in high school but i was never serious. I had this one watercolor painting featured in an art museum once, that was kinda cool. I don't know what the fuck happened to it though. I think it got stolen right out of the display cuz someone thought it was a Picasso piece or one of those other famous old dudes. But as of right now, it's tough gettin motivated and excited to paint. i get in these spurts where it's all i wanna do for a couple days in a row and that's when i'll actually get something done.

CF: Many years down the road when you're old and gray and you look back, what kind of impact do you hope you have had on the world?

SO: When i get old I just wanna be sitting on my porch with my buds, @miksmcfly, Funnyman from hollywood Undead, and all my other dipshit friends, and i just want us to be able to laugh at all the shit i DIDN'T accomplish in my lifetime. I wanna be able to say "Wow, I didn't have any money, didn't have much (or any) luck with the ladies, wasn't very educated, didn't do shit". But i wanna be able to say those things with a smile on my face. Bottom line; As long as i'm happy, you're happy, and we're havin a good time, that's all that matters to me.

Now make sure to follow him on Twitter for something to entertain your otherwise boring, drab lives. And honeyz, send him n00dz...or money for a haircut.

Amanda Bynes & Kid CuDi?!

2010-02-05T10:36:00.000-08:00

It's not so much shocking that they might be a couple as it is shocking at how much of a god damn loser Amanda comes off on her Twitter page. There was speculation when Amanda started tweeting about a love interest that, for some strange reason, she was talking about Wheelchair Jimmy...i mean Drake. I don't care about CuDi one bit. Nor do i care who he or Amanda Bynes is dating. But when a girl my age (23) is going on and on about some guy like she's 12 on the internet for everyone to see and make fun of, i just can't help myself. Read her sad little tweets below:

Other lovesick tweets she's posted recently:

“i hope the guy im into KNOWS who he IS!!!!”
“the guy i love is the most talented person ever!!!!!!”
“He inspires me to be better! *heart* awww we should get married :) “
“i’d say his name if we’re an OFFICIAL couple and we AGREED to tell people :) “
everybody i am NOT engaged! Stop asking me please!! Lol. i’ll let you all know when it happens one day :) He’d have to be my boyfriend 1st!

Honey is dick-whipped that's for sure. But the whole 'I prefer chocolate' statement could have been left out. Thanks. I don't need any visuals of this swirl!

How low can you go?

2010-02-05T09:13:00.000-08:00

Ex-49er (Yes, he will always just be an ex-Niner to me..) Terrell Owens and Luda were in Miami to do what they do best...check out some booty. The two hosted a booty shake-off and well, what else is there to say?

Click to Watch

Homegirl in the black might have won...but it's a booty shaking contest. The booty should be OUT!

PS: Second girl, yes you white girl, i hope alcohol was involved and you're not just THAT uncoordinated that you almost fell in the pool!

Best acceptance speech ever.

2010-02-02T11:05:00.000-08:00

In light of the Grammy's going on this past Sunday, i was in the mood to watch past award acceptance speeches. And by far, i mean like...here to Australia far, this is forever my favorite.

Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. Ryan has got to be one of the sexiest men alive. No joke. The way he calls her over, the look in his eyes, the way he walks across the stage, how he pulls on her hair...god damn she was a lucky bitch! "It's still not over!"

10 Questions With....The Sleeping's Doug Robinson

2010-02-01T09:19:00.000-08:00

Whether you have heard of them or not, Long Island's The Sleeping has really made a name for themselves. From being featured in video games to participating in sold-out tours across the country, they're conquering every avenue they set foot on. I was lucky enough to get lead singer Doug Robinson to take some time out and play 10 questions with me. If you don't love him yet...oh, you will.

CLUSTERFUCK: What do you like better about putting an album together, the writing or the recording?

DOUG: The recording... definitely. I mean the excitement of writing is beautiful but the true beauty lies within the recording process. You just enter a completely different world every time you head into the studio. Songs and their structures can be altered and the expansion of your mind and your abilities just grow without any thought. You come out learning an incredible amount about many different things when you leave a studio. You learn more about yourself and your limits, strong points, weaknesses, etc. You learn more about the others around you more and more each time. You grow a bond and even though we say the word "band" in context without always taking notice to the meaning, the word band means "Something that binds or ties together." That's a great thing to acknowledge when creating music with your closest friends around you. Whether it's in your garage or on a much larger scale. Not to mention how stoked you are on life once everything is complete. You hear your creations finalized for the first time and it's just an intoxicating feeling. Like no matter what happens around you... those creations are your babies and you have experienced a lot to raise them and watch them grow.

CF: Is there anyone that you would like to work with musically?

D: There's a million people I would love to work with. My favorite artist of all time is Fiona Apple and I always vision doing something with her. She is by far a huge influence on the way I write. So much angst comes from such an angel and it makes me admire her for never holding any of her thoughts or feelings back. She does whatever she wants and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. She's the true definition of punk rock and punk rock is what I grew up on... Not just the music but the ethics behind the music. The drive and determination to make yourself become who you are without letting anyone poison you along the way. I would love to work with anyone with that mentality because people like that are always an inspiration.

CF: What do you do when you're not out on tour or
making music?

D: Well, I'm always making music and for the most part we are usually on tour,
haha. When we aren't though I just sit around and read as much as possible. I try to devour every book in sight. Also, Sal, our bassist, owns a bar on Long Island and since he's my best friend I was somehow able to catch a job as a bartender on Friday nights and now I consider myself an elite bartender, haha. I'm just glad he realized how bored I was and hooked me up because if he didn't I would literally just be sitting in front of my Xbox in my boxers. People think it's cool to be in a band and never have to work again (which it is great) but it's actually boring as fuck. I like staying productive and being as active as possible. I mean, I am sure that mentality could be different if you're rich but I'm pretty comfortable and I still hate not working. It's fun to take on other endeavors because it teaches you a little more about yourself as an individual.

CF: If you could put together the ultimate tour for yourself, what bands would you want to be a part of it?

D: I used to answer this with a list of bands I never thought I would ever get the chance to play with but now where I'm at in my life I realize that there's much more than that in the grand scheme of things. I would want to put together a tour of friends. People we have played with a million times and it never gets old. It would be a traveling fest. Let me name a few: Bayside, I Am The Avalanche, This Is Hell, Closure In Moscow, Hollywood Undead, Poison the Well, Fordirelifesake (R.I.P.), Envy On the Coast, The Fall Of Troy and many others I can't think of off of the top of my head. I wouldn't care if 10 people a night came to that show because all of those bands are some of our best friends and being with all of those dudes on a regular basis would be all I need.

CF: Is there a city you haven't played in that you really would like to one day?

D: There's a ton of places I can't wait to explore. I have no specifics really because to me every place has its gems. Even places that I have been to that are the worst places I have ever seen still have special memories stored inside of my brain and heart.

CF: Was it exciting for you to have your band featured on Guitar Hero, or was it no big thing?

D: It was definitely a great feeling. The accomplishments gained throughout this band's journey are amazing to me and I'm always thankful for cool shit like that to go down. I have only played our song on GH3 around 3 or 4 times because it's definitely a weird vibe but it's definitely something to be thankful for. It helped us get our name out a lot as well, which is always great. They also just started playing it during NHL games now. So every other day during hockey season I get about 10 texts from people who have heard "Don't Hold Back" over the loud speakers at Ranger/Devil/Red Wing/Islander games. Pretty stoked.

CF: Where would you like to see your band in the next few years?

D: I just want to see us the way we always are which is hard working and happy to be best of friends. I mean, of course I want us to be all over your television screens and your stereo speakers but I am happy for all that we have accomplished and I am even happier that I have a family who I can turn to for anything. Music is the most important thing in my life and being able to create music with my best friends is something many people don't take the time to just sit back and appreciate. Even when all is said and done, I still have brothers who I will continue to grow old with.

CF: What is your favorite way to spend your down time?

D: It used to be partying every second but honestly I've toned that down a lot. I mean I'm still the same old dude who loves to get shitty with my friends but a lot has happened in my life over the past couple of years and I have shaped into a different individual. I've realized that I have been alive for 26 years and I am now just starting to figure out who I really am inside. I love reading and I have found a new passion in writing. I mean I always love writing lyrics and whatnot but lately I have been expanding my writing horizons. I have been writing a ton of short stories and even though I can't say anything yet, I have some really exciting things coming up for me within the field of writing. I am about to step into a completely different element and I cannot wait to see what comes out of it. So in a nutshell I'd have to say my downtime involves Reading, Writing, drinking with friends then coming home to read and write some more.

CF: Besides being an amazing vocalist, do you have any other talents?

D: Ha, I appreciate the compliment... thank you. Other talents eh? Ummn, I can play the bass, I play guitar and I also play drums so I'm always busy focusing on all of that.

CF: What do you want people to take away from listening to your music?

D: I want people to take whatever they want with them. My message is for people to follow their own message and if I can comfort some broken souls along the way then I have fulfilled my dreams as a musician. I just want to help those who need it and keep creating music that I love and use as a release for myself as well as others.
Thank you for the questions. It was a great interview.

Pick up The Sleeping's album "What It Takes" and check them out on MySpace and Twitter. And make sure to catch them on tour this month with Scary Kids Scaring Kids in a town near you! I know i will.

Also, if you missed any of the past 10 Questions With... installments, make sure to check 'em out!
Lauren of Pride Clothing
Ryan Loco
Funny Man of Hollywood Undead
Apey of Rad Creations

New 'Alice In Wonderland' stills

2010-01-29T11:51:00.000-08:00

A few new stills from the upcoming Alice In Wonderland remake have surfaced and yes, I'm still just as excited!

Also, i just got my Ulta sale catalog in the mail yesterday and stumbled upon these 2 beauties that i will NEED in my collection very soon!

Urban Decay's Book of Shadows Alice In Wonderland set For $52..i think it's worth it!

OPI Alice In Wonderland mini set. There is a full collection of colors, but i just want these!

What is this fuckery??

2010-01-29T10:09:00.000-08:00

Necro aka The Sexorcist - I Wanna Fuck!

Umm...is this real? I mean, at first when i seen it i thought it was a spoof. But i'm thinking this guy is for real. And i'm...speechless. A gang of ugly dudes and some low rent hoes (I'm sorry, but honey you're shaking your baby ass in a low budget video for some nobodies and letting them smack/bite/grab your ass...be proud.) man...this video is sure to be up for a VMA this year, no doubt.

A couple WTF pictures for you

2010-01-27T11:00:00.000-08:00

Lance Bass x Adam Lambert??

(I'm so confused. I think i like this.)

Harriet The Spy tries sexy. Not sure how that's workin out for her.

(It's like dick in a box...except it doesn't really work for girls.)

Is Amber Rose gonna slip into her suit or armor soon?

(Kanye looks like such a creeper.)

K-Fed says depression led to becoming a fat ass

2010-01-27T10:33:00.000-08:00

We've all seen them...the pictures that, when i seen them, i didn't even believe what i was seeing. I figured they had to be photoshopped. There was no way the thin ex-Justin Timberlake backup dancer could have gained THAT much weight. But no, it was real. And then i laughed. A lot. And wondered what his new, fit, volley ball player gf Victoria Prince thought of all the rolls. Turns out, poor Kevin was just eating his feelings. And by feelings i mean everything in sight. Kevin told People magazine how the struggles of everything going on in his very public life led to depression which then lead to overeating:

For Kevin Federline, the very public struggles came with a private pain, as his 2006 divorce from Britney Spears triggered depression and overeating.

"Once you get depressed, you don't really feel like doing anything," Federline, 31, tells Access Hollywood. "You're kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed. I mean, it's a combination of all of those things."

The difference for Federline was that his troubles played out on a public stage.

"Everybody knows what happened with me and Brit," he says. "I'm not going to say that's the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression."

Now slimmed down thanks to his work on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, Federline says his life is turning around, and that he now can be friends with Spears, 28, with whom he has two boys.

"I think as time goes on, it keeps getting better and better and better," he tells Access Hollywood. "I mean, I'm really happy the way that my life is going right now, I really am. I think, you know, I have come a long way. All of us have…my whole family. It's gotten so much better from where we were."

With Spears touring again and her affairs under the control of her father, Federline says, "I'm really happy for her. I'm very happy for her."

I can't wait to see his fat ass get drilled by Harvey on Celebrity Fit Club. But i have to wonder, did he just gain the weight so he could have a reason to be on a reality show and making money? Isn't it sad that was my first thought? lol. Like maybe he heard they were going to be casting so he just bucked down and started eating and never stopped. Alllll for the money, baby! But either way...I'm glad, for the sake of his girlfriend (and yeah, i guess his health) that he lost that weight!

What I'm Listening To

2010-01-26T19:33:00.000-08:00

"Gravity" by Sara Bareilles. LOVE this song. It's definitely something i can only listen to though when I'm feeling mellow. It hits a heart string, for sure.

And also, i love the new addition to my iPod Touch thanks to my buddy Mr. Ryan Loco. =)

WTF of the Day goes to...

2010-01-26T12:35:00.001-08:00

This fucking weirdo! Why in the HELL would anyone wanna do this!?

via videosift.com

I'm at a loss right now....

This Is It: OUT NOW!!

2010-01-26T10:24:00.000-08:00

If you know me, you know i am a HUGE Michael Jackson fan. I loved that man to death. He is pretty much the reason i started dancing. And when he passed, i literally cried for days. You can say what you will, but i was heart broken. When they planned to release "This Is It" in theaters, i was ecstatic. But sadly, due to my busy schedule as a mother and a working slave...i wasn't able to see it in theaters. Again, i was heart broken. When they announced the release of the dvd...it was like the sun coming through the clouds! With a little extra boost of Vitamin D in the form of an hour of extra footage! And today, it is a glorious day! "This Is It" was released today on dvd and BluRay.

Per RollingStone.com:

The Michael Jackson concert rehearsal documentary This Is It is approaching the end of its theatrical run, but fans will only have to wait two months to bring the King of Pop to their home theater — the film’s DVD and Blu-ray will be released on January 26th, 2010. The bonuses on the This Is It DVD include an hour of additional footage not seen in theaters, two making-of documentaries and featurettes about the costuming, dancer auditions and memories of Jackson, Variety reports.

Best Buy has the dvd for $19.99 and the BluRay for $29.99 and a Best Buy Exclusive BluRay Version #2 which includes the Smooth Criminal the regular version doesn't have. Wal-Mart also has an exclusive Limited Edition 2-disc version you can't get anywhere else for $24.96. Regular dvd is $16.86 and BluRay $23.86. Target stores are selling the dvd for $15.99 and BluRay for $24.99. Guess no exclusives for them!

Get your copy today and experience the magic that is Michael Jackson!

Damn, Greg Oden!

2010-01-26T10:09:00.000-08:00

Pulling a Jamie Foxx are we there, Greg?? When are famous people gonna realize that taking naked pictures of yourself on your phone, even if you don't send them to someone, is a bad idea?! Phones can get hacked easily. And if you do decide to send, you know damn well the other person will probably care more about the money they get for selling the pictures than getting off on them. Have you learned nothing from Vanessa Hudgens, Greg? Guess not. WorldStarHipHop.com has an exclusive video of the multiple leaked pictures. But really...that face!! Definitely not one of the best looking dudes out there. Not gonna lie, i might let him hit it. From the back though...so i don't have to see his face.

(Note: Video is NSFW! You've been warned.)

Mia Michaels to bring the flyness back to SYTYCD

2010-01-25T15:10:00.001-08:00

Contemporary choreographer Mia Michaels is tapped to return to Fox's So You Think You Can Dance for it's 7th season. So far it's only confirmed that she is showing up to the city auditions. No word yet as to if she will come back to choreographing this season after she opted out of season 6.

This is by far the best thing that could happen to SYTYCD, in my opinion. Mia is my favorite choreographer on the show (2nd favorite over all after Wade Robson of course.) and for her to bring the hotness back...i'm all over it! If you aren't familiar with Mia or what she's done for the show, have a look:

And just cause he's a bad ass....my 2 favorite group routines Wade choreographed:

(Not the original from Season 2, but i like this better because he performed WITH them!)

On The Can

2010-01-25T11:23:00.000-08:00

I'm not a person who is offended easily. And nothing is too off-color for me. Including bathroom banter. If i just took an amazing, 10lb shit...I'm gonna tell someone. If i have to piss, I'll announce it. If someone wants to play Battle Shits, it's so on! So, seriously females...let's sit down and have a chat. As much as i don't mind talking about what goes down when you're on the john, i don't wanna see it!

Take today, for example. I walk into the single-person bathroom we have here at work to take a leak and as I'm about to put the seat cover down i see a couple droplets on the seat. Thinking it might just be splash back from the toilet flushing, i take a closer look. Nope, it's yellow. What are you girls doing?? Getting up before you're done going or something?? Do you wipe AFTER you get up? I mean seriously. How do you manage to drip onto the seat? Even so, if you manage to do so WHY do you not wipe it off?! I make sure I pay attention to things like this but maybe i'm just anal. But i would definitely not feel good about leaving my mark on a toilet seat.

Today's lesson, ladies...pay attention when you're using the damn toilet. If you need to wipe it, wipe it. If you're squatting, watch where the hell your urethra is pointed. (Yes, it's possible. Just move your hips!) Common courtesy. Have some.

Get it gurrrrrl.

2010-01-25T11:03:00.000-08:00

It just gives me a reason to use the term 'booty do'. Urban Dictionary that if you can't figure it out on your own.

10 Questions With...Lauren of Pride Clothing

2010-01-25T08:56:00.000-08:00

A lot of people claim to represent LA, but none have taken it to the next level like Lauren and her brother Jason have with Pride Clothing. It all started with a basic concept; putting something together that YOU wanted to wear and being proud of the city you live & love. Since then the LA Pride has spread across the nation...hell, across the world. And Lauren is the badass female half of the duo that started it all. I personally love this girl, i think she's a sav. 10 Questions With... was originally started to put the spotlight on people i felt deserved some recognition; people like this woman right here. And she took some time out of her busy schedule to put in her 10 questions.

CLUSTERFUCK: Your clothing line represents so much more than just pride for your city, what do want people to think of when they see LA Pride?

LAUREN: To be honest it started out as a city thing.. everyone should have the
utmost respect for their city no matter where they're from & so on.. but
nowadays its PRIDE in all forms.. i see so many people on a day to day
basis that have no self respect no goals or aspirations to do anything in
their lives.. or a whole lot of "talkers" that arent really gettin' shit
done. if there was one think i wanted people to think of when they saw pride clothing it'd probably be to always stay proud. its YOUR life.. you choose how you wanna live it.

CF: Have you conquered sales to all 50 states? How many countries have
purchased Pride gear now?

L: YES!! we finally did... wyoming was our last one that took monthes.. such
a struggle!! & we've sold to about 30 different countries which is a good
feeling cause some of these places i've never even heard of which is
awesome! haha!

CF: Ever consider doing an SF Pride? =)

L: Of course!! this year we'll finally be bringing out more cities.. its
really important for me to make sure that i come correct for each city.. i
do a lot of research for finding the right idea for each city then it also
involves some travel and lastly finding the right artist from each city..
its a process but i think everyone will be really happy with what we have
instore for this year.. SFpride & NYpride comin' first though!

CF: You're all about females hustling and making their own money (which i definitely admire!), what advice do you give to girls out there trying to make their own way?

L: I'm all about the women hustlers out there cause its so hard for us these
days, but not cause of the reason most people think.. its not just cause
we're females in a male dominated world but there are so many bad females
out there makin' it harder for us. i'm what i like to call a new age
feminist, i'm not against men in the least.. i'm against females that
whore it around & have no self respect for themselves.. you wanna walk
around and act like a slut, you're going to get treated like one. I also
cant stand girls that live vicariously though their homeboys & other girl
friends makin' something of themselves.. you have to do something on your
own to get the respect you deserve! if there's any advice i have for girls
out there its dont take shit from anyone.. you can do anything you put
your mind to. starting your own business is very empowering & its
something that will always be yours & no one can take that from you.

CF: Is there anyone in the fashion industry that you admire?

L: Well.. i've been going to the fashion institute for years now so i've
realized i've gotten a lot of inspiration from a lot of different areas of
fashion.. when it comes to celebrity style i love michelle rodriguez, lady
gaga, & r&b singer cassies' style.. they have a very fuck the world kinda
style i dig.. when it comes to designers.. i've always loved karl
lagerfeld & if i had to pick one company i admire it'd probably be drop
dead clothing from england.. they're not my style in the least but they
always have amazing photoshoots that inspire me to push our photoshoots
harder..

CF: Is there anyone that you would like to collaborate with?

L: There's a lot of people i would love to collab with.. but i think one of
my top artists would be mike giant for the rebel 8 collabo. i really
admire what mike & joshy d. do with rebel 8, its an amazing company & i've
been a fan of mikes for way over 10 years now.

CF: What's coming up for Pride Clothing in the near future?

L: 2010 will bring... many new designs, new cities & collabos.. fitted hats..
sweatpants, socks, some home accessories like cups & pillows.. embroidered
swimsuits & jackets & also fingers crossed... cut&sew for fall2010. i dont
wanna give away too much so i'll leave you in suspense...

CF: When you and your brother started this all, did you ever think it would
blow up into what it is today?

L: Never. i just wanted to make stuff that i wanted to wear.. when we started
i didnt care if anyone wanted to wear anything.. i did it for me.. so its
cool now.. i'm forced to do it for others.. haha!

CF: What do you have to say to all the haters and copycats out there?

L: Hates a disease. get well soon bitches....
& for the copycats.. gimme a holler.. i got this thing called a seize & assist for you...

CF: Random: Favorite Family Guy moment?

L: ohhhh mannnnn thats mine & jasons fav! we repeat lines all day to the
point where people wanna slap us... i'd say i love any moment involving
bruce... "ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo"

CF: Anything else you would like to add?

L: I would just like to add that you rock for asking questions i havent answered 1000 times before!! haha!! love you xo

We love you too, Lauren! Everyone make sure you get on top of looking fly as hell and get over to Pride's website and drop some cash. You can also add Pride on MySpace and follow the Twitter. It doesn't get anymore bad ass than this right here!

Shop SF, Get More

2010-01-22T12:56:00.000-08:00

"We May Not Have Snow, But We Have Style."

It may not be new, but a lot of San Francisco's residents still don't know about the Shop SF, Get More incentive plan that Mayor Gavin Newsom brought back late last year.

It's simple; special discounts are promotions are being offered to SF residents who shop, eat and play in our home city. We have some of the best dining, shopping, museums, attractions and hotels in the country...why go anywhere else?? Got friends coming from out of town? Use your discounts on them! Take advantage of this great city you live in, damnit. We ARE one of the hottest tourist cities for a reason. We also have a hot mayor. Beat THAT!

For more info just check out Shop SF.

The Purple One releases song for the Purple Ones??

2010-01-22T12:37:00.000-08:00

Prince has just recently released a new song called Purple & Gold. And you would think it would make sense, him being dubbed "The Purple One" and all. But no, it doesn't make sense. Prince wrote, recorded and released Purple & Gold for none other than the purple & gold...the Minnesota Vikings. Yes, the ones that ripped the Dallas Cowboys a new asshole. Via myfox9.com:

Prince has released a new song about the Minnesota Vikings, inspired by a big win over the Dallas Cowboys and days ahead of the NFC Championship game in New Orleans.

“I saw the future,” said Prince.

Prince was in attendance for the Vikings 34-3 win. He said he went home night after the Cowboys game and wrote the song, "Purple and Gold," which he says came easy and fast.

Interesting. Very interesting. If you know me, you know i love my Prince. But you may also know, i am NOT a Vikings fan. (GO NINERS!) More power to them, though. To have Prince of all people backing you, who the fuck am i to talk?! You can watch a video of the song below:

PS: LET'S GO SAINTS!!

PSS: Just thought i'd share; my daughter came home from school yesterday (pre-school) and told me she learned about Martin Luther King Jr. I asked her what she learned. Her response, "He just wanted everyone to get along. And he marched. Everyone marched. And then he used his big voice. That's all. He was a good man." Most. Precious. Thing. Ever!

What I'm Listening To

2010-01-21T19:52:00.001-08:00

Robin Thicke ft. Nicki Minaj "Shakin It 4 Daddy". Not only is Robin Thicke sexy as hell, but his voice is almost hypnotic. And if he can put out something that makes you wanna shake that ass...i approve!

Shane Sparks' Pedophile Ass Replaced By....

2010-01-21T11:47:00.000-08:00

If you haven't heard, America's Best Dance Crew judge Shane Sparks (pictured above) was arrested last month on child molestation charges. And the question on everyone's mind was, WHO THE HELL IS GONNA REPLACE HIM?? Rumors were circling of not fully replacing Shane, but bringing in a different guest judge every week. Well we can now put that rumor to rest and rejoice at what i can only think is Randy Jackson's delusional doing;

OMARION!

Yes sir. Replacing one midget ass, egotistical dancer dude with another. Ex-B2K front man and self-proclaimed "King of Dance" (WTF??) will be joining fellow ex-boy band member JC Chasez and his BFF Lil Bow Wow...oh I'm sorry, Lil Mama.

Via a press release:

Joining current judges Lil’ Mama and JC Chasez, Omarion — dubbed the “King of Dance — will make his debut as a judge on the fifth season, premiering on January 28th at 10 PM ET / PT on MTV. Omarion will judge dance crews from around the country on their creativity and ability on the popular dance competition show.

A professional dancer trained in tap, jazz, hip-hop and African dance, Omarion proved to be the perfect choice for the show. “I’m so excited to be a judge on MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew,” says Omarion. “Dancing and performing is what I do and being a judge on this show will allow me to give creative feedback to the newest and hottest dancers on the rise.”

I already gave up on watching this show about half way through last season; so if the new crews suck half as much as this judging pick, i may have to quit all together.

Miranda Kerr naked in GQ. Also, the sky is blue.

2010-01-20T12:10:00.001-08:00

The pictures I have seen of Miranda Kerr fully clothed honestly just don't look right to me. This girl should forever walk around in lingerie or fully nude. Clothes just aren't for her. In the latest issue of GQ, Miranda takes it all off again. The number of jealous women and meat-slapping men has now risen 10%.

She's just downright ridiculously gorgeous. More power to her.

Tickle your fancy.

2010-01-20T10:08:00.000-08:00

I'm really excited about all of the fun stuff coming up in the next few weeks/month. Late February is definitely the most anticipated. I'll be working a very special photoshoot for the lovely Rad Creations with a very special photographer who is near and dear to both of us, Kelli Hayden. It's a pretty big deal and it's gonna be a super busy weekend; but road trips to LA and driving myself insane with deadlines and time crunches are a few things I'm very fond of. Also late February brings The Sleeping back around my way. I'll never turn down a chance to see those boys live.

So for the next few weeks or so I'll be busy sketching, testing, shopping, planning....everything but resting. I also plan on using my next free weekend to roam around the City and create an awesome photo post. Who doesn't like random pictures of shit in San Francisco?! And personally, I think SF has some of the best random shit to take pictures of. Also with that will be a post on my favorite spots in the City. For you out-of-towners who need a place to hit up when you're visiting my lovely, amazing city.

I love the rain, by the way. This 'storm' that's going on right now is pretty fucking cool actually. I love storms. I just hate having to sit in wet clothes for 3 hours. I hope everyone is being safe out there, though. A lot of people are driving like fucking maniacs still, so watch yourselves! And don't blow in away in the wind...we don't want that.

Ooooh BURN!

2010-01-19T13:28:00.001-08:00

I had to laugh at this one. Check the caption under the picture of Mariah and her golden globes. Nice one, TMZ!

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10 Questions With...Ryan Loco

2010-01-19T08:47:00.000-08:00

A certified Jack of all trades...or something like that. He's left his mark on whatever part of the MMA world he could get his multi-tasking hands on. A writer for FIGHT! Magazine, co-host of Tapout Radio, working for Jaco Clothing and star of his own amazing video blogs: The Loco Life; Ryan Loco is really making a name for himself more than ever. Not to mention a hit with the Twitter community and recently releasing his own t-shirts. Yet somehow with all that going on, he still managed to make some time for yours truly.

CLUSTERFUCK: You hold quite a few job titles, which is your favorite?

RYAN LOCO: Hmm...I'd say being good at doing nothing. I don't know if that is an official job title. But as I always say, I don't know what it is I do, I just know that no one does it better. :)

CF: Was writing always something you wanted to do? Or did you just kind of fall into it?

RL: I was just always a good writer. I was the guy who would wait to wrte a 10 page paper until the night before, and then ace it no problem. It's hard for me to get into the writing mood, unless there is a deadline. I live for hectic countdowns.

CF: Why did you decide to cut all that beautiful hair off?

RL: I like to change it up all the time. That way, people won't get comfortable with me, I'm always switching the game up.

CF: Do you EVER make your bed??

RL: Heck no. I'm gonna go back to sleep in it anyways, why get it all pretty? I also don't untie my shoes when I take them off.

CF: Favorite perk of your job(s)?

RL: Getting to interact with people from all over the world and all walks of life. I love it, I'm a people person. Oh, and the chicks.

CF: Would you consider doing all forthcoming Loco Life videos shirtless? Please? =)

RL: haha, I'll make some calls to the higher ups and see what I can do. I need a tan first :(

CF: What made you start video blogging?

RL: I realized that I get to do a lot of fun stuff, I should document it so that when I'm old and gray, I can look back on it like an episode of the Wonder Years. But I am a way hotter Fred Savage.

CF: Is there anything else you would like to add to your continuously growing job list in the near future?

RL: The Queen of England would actually be a fun job. But I think you have to know people. It's all politics.

CF: What are you most proud of having accomplished?

RL: Actually finishing this interview and not forgetting! I'm such a forgetful bum. :(

CF: Mayweather or Pacquiao?

RL: Either or, I just want to see a good fight. And it seems like we will never see it.

Don't worry Ryan, I forgive you. And I'm sure you'd make a great queen once you get your foot in the door!

If you don't know enough about this awesome, and very good looking, guy...get on it! Check out his website RyanLoco.com and make sure to spend time watching ALL of the Loco Life videos! You know you don't have anything better to do. And for further entertainment, follow Mr. Loco on Twitter @RyanLoco!

Also, if you missed the past installments of 10 Questions With..., make sure to check them out!
Funny Man of Hollywood Undead
Apey of Rad Creations

Delay of Game

2010-01-18T15:37:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, guys. I was busy having an awesome weekend with my BFF and a reunion with some old friends that was LONG over due! Which was followed by some gnarly food poisoning or something that kept me half-dead all day Sunday. Not fun. Especially when my dad comes down to visit and take me out to lunch and i can't even eat. =( Yes, i was pretty fuckin sad.

Also, 10 Questions With... is being rescheduled for tomorrow in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday. .....Ok, that's a lie. It's because none of these fucking computers in the house want to work with me today and I'm not in the mood to deal with them. But once i get on a computer tomorrow, shit will be posted RIGHT AWAY!

Hope everyone had a great weekend and for all of us dealing with this shitty ass weather in Cali, stay dry and stay safe!

What I'm Listening To

2010-01-14T18:46:00.000-08:00

Another new segment i call "What I'm Listening To". I'll feature it....eh, whenever i damn well feel like it. Here we go here's the first!

That would be "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry from their album 15. Almost like a theme song for myself, i feel.

Femininity 101

2010-01-14T11:51:00.000-08:00

If there are classes on how to be a girl, I would like to know please. I have come to notice i have a real hard time with that. I was definitely a tomboy growing up, but as i got older i felt i had grown into being a woman. I was wrong. I know everyone's gonna say "Well it's 2010 and we don't have to behave by society standards," and you're damn right! But I'm just saying...there are certain things girls do that i just can't get into.

For example;

1. Yesterday i had on peep-toe booties (see, i can dress like a girl), but i realized i hadn't painted my toe nails nor taken off the chipped polish that's been there for months. I grabbed a cheap bottle of black nail polish at the store across the street and proceeded to paint my toe nails. Except i only painted the ones that were showing.

2. While i was working on my car not only did i pretty much rip a good 2in x 3in section of skin off my arm and bruise the shit out of it, but i went back inside and forgot to wash my hands immediately. Forgetting i had oil and other black shit all over my fingers i wiped my hand down the front of my white tank top. I said fuck it and left it like that.

3. I can NOT sit with my legs crossed. If I'm ever wearing a dress or skirt, (which i rarely do anyway) i always forget and end up sitting with my legs spread out across the chair or whatever i happen to be sitting in. I honestly just think it's much easier to not cross your legs.

4. I burp louder than any guy i know. Holding it in hurts, ok? Gotta let it out!

5. A lot of the time i eat with my hands. If i can pick it up, it doesn't need a spoon/fork. If i lived alone i would never have dirty silverware.

Now that I'm re-reading this, i think i just may be lazy and/or gross. Meh...oh well.

Less hot footballer tries to out-do Mr. Beckham

2010-01-13T16:20:00.000-08:00

Cristiano Ronaldo; currently playing as a winger for Real Madrid (that's soccer for those of you non-sports fans) and the most expensive player in the games history, was picked up as Emporio Armani's latest piece of man meat. Sporting nothing but a pair of tighty-whities, some of his ads were released recently and while i'm sure they are definitely drool-worthy, they don't compare to his Milan counterpart Mr. David Beckham. David Beckham had his own spread of Armani undergarment photos a short while back, and well...i'll just leave it up to you guys to decide who wore the banana hammock better.

Cristian Ronaldo

David Beckham

I wish one of them would pull a Mia Hamm on the field, except with their shorts.

Oh, Texas.

2010-01-12T11:59:00.000-08:00

"We don't care if you wave a gun around, but god damnit keep your kid's hair cut!"

Really, Texas?

A 4-year-old boy was suspended from his Pre-K school when his parents chose not to adhere to the a request by the school's principal for the child's hair to be cut; per the school district's dress code. Young Taylor Pugh was suspended for wanting to keep his pretty little mane just the way it was.

Via KFOX14:

According to the district dress code, boys' hair must be kept out of the eyes and cannot extend below the bottom of earlobes or over the collar of a dress shirt. Hairstyles "designed to attract attention to the individual or to disrupt the orderly conduct of the classroom or campus (are) not permitted," the policy states.

The district is known for standing tough on its dress code. Earlier this year, a seventh-grader in the district was sent home for wearing black skinny pants. His parents chose to home-school him.

On its Web site, the district defends its code, saying "students who dress and groom themselves neatly, and in an acceptable and appropriate manner, are more likely to become constructive members of the society in which we live."

Now seriously, for anyone who thinks that the way your hair looks is going to affect how much of a 'constructive member of society' you will be...i would like you to take a look at some examples.

Example #1: DMX

Now, his head is shaved. Very clean. He even has on a collared shirt. But mind you, this is a mug shot. Not a very constructive member of society, now is he? Besides giving us bad ass party anthems like Party Up, that is.

Example #2: Sir Richard Branson

Besides being the billionaire owner of the Virgin franchise, Sir Branson also sports a mane of untamed locks. Along with the occasional caveman beard. He has funded groups of humanitarians that include the likes of Nelson Mandela as well as done countless charitable work in South Africa of his own. Not to mention bring us the first commercial spaceship! He also likes to walk around barefoot. Constructive member of society? You tell me.

Dress codes always made me a little angry. Case in point; shit like this. Let the kids keep their hair however the hell they want it. As long as they're not hiding guns in it, i think they'll be ok.

10 Questions With...Funny Man of Hollywood Undead

2010-01-11T10:11:00.000-08:00

His band has sold over 500,000 albums, certifying them gold earlier in 2009. He's hit the stage on multiple sold-out, headlining tours with bands like Atreyu and Senses Fail. You know him as the sexy baritone lyricist of Hollywood Undead; and he was nice enough to sit down and play 10 questions with me.

CLUSTERFUCK: I know you're an avid photographer, (and a very good one at that!) when did you start getting into photography?

FUNNY MAN: who me?!?! that was a long time ago. i don't fuck around anymore, nothing really motivates me anymore to go out and explore with a cam. but if i see something interesting, eh i might take a few days

CF: Which tour was more fun for you; Saints & Sinners, TCB or Vatos Locos?

FM: i liked all 3 of them! those last 3 were some of the best times of my life

CF: After touring almost non-stop since late last year, it seems you're finally taking some much needed real time off from the road. Are you enjoying it or itching to get back out?

FM: i'm enjoying it :)

CF: Besides photography, and music obviously, what do you like to do with your time?

FM: work out and get buff

CF: Are you finally growing back your hair or are you going to keep it short?

FM: growing it

CF: Is there anything you dislike about being in a band?

FM: nada

CF: Does it make it harder considering there are so many of you in the band, or does it make things more fun?

FM: it makes things so much fun!!!

CF: If you weren't involved with Hollywood Undead, what would you be doing?

FM: tryin to figure out what am i going to do with my life, so i feel pretty fortunate enough to be in this band, hehe:)

CF: A couple of the other guys are going in on a clothing line, do you ever plan on doing anything like that?
FM: yeeeah ima start a car wash

CF: Top music pick of 2009? (And Hollywood Undead doesn't count!)

FM: snoop dogg gangsta love feat. the dream

CF: Anything else you would like to say?

FM: SUCK IT!!!!!!!

I'll make sure to hit you up for a wash and wax in 2010, Funny!

If you haven't yet (what is wrong with you?!), go grab yourself a copy of Hollywood Undead's debut album Swan Songs. While you're at it pick up their recently released dvd/cd combo Desperate Measures and catch Funny Man and the rest of the guys in all their live glory. You might even see yours truly making an appearance.

Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman?

2010-01-07T14:42:00.000-08:00

Now I'm usually the first to say "Stop blaming celebrities for your children doing bad things." For the most part it's definitely up to the parents to set boundaries and tell their children what is right and wrong and not let some person on television tell your child what to do. But then there are cases like Miley Cyrus. Having a 4-year old daughter myself who happens to enjoy her music and Hannah Montana, i have to say i don't like the bitch. She's barely 17 years old prancing around on stage like so:

Click Link For Video

I know, i know. Plenty of pop singers do it. But this girl, she's not even 18 yet. And you know her crowd is full of young girls who really look up to her. She can't think that its ok for these girls to see her running around flipping her hair and bent over shaking her ass, can she? Obviously, she can. I can tell my daughter as much as i want that that isn't how you should act, and she'll listen. But i shouldn't even have a reason to have to tell my daughter not to look up to the young girl on tv she thinks so highly of. It might be different if Miley were an adult and she didn't grow up on television. But she did. And i know she's trying to rid herself of the whole Hannah thing, but honey, alienating your biggest fans isn't the way to go. Even my little 9 year old sister has said she doesn't like her anymore. And when she seen the video above she asked me, "Why is she dancing like that?" I couldn't answer her. I can't think of a comprehensible reason as to why a 17 year old would be bent over shaking her ass or grinding on a pole or down on her knees thrusting the floor. Someone please explain this to me.

Shame on me.

2010-01-07T10:44:00.000-08:00

Apologies for the lack of updates for you few readers i have. As i said before i am sans laptop or any kind of computer at home since my laptop went to shit. So my only form of internet connection is while I'm at work. We've been so swamped lately i haven't had time to even think let alone think and put it in blog form. But rest assured updates will be coming in, if not today, then in the coming days. And stay tuned for another very special "10 Questions With..." next week with a humorous dude you may have heard of. Definitely a personal favorite of mine. Check back often!

10 Questions With...Apey of Rad Creations

2010-01-04T13:43:00.000-08:00

You may not know who she is yet; but believe me, you WILL! A dynamic talent, this San Francisco born girl is bringing in the cash flow with some of the most amazing displays of frosting use you've ever seen. Who knew fondant could look as good as it tastes? Not afraid to tackle any challenge, she wins over anyone who comes upon her work. She's even baked pieces for several bands and companies. Can't forget an extremely RAD creation that will be featured in a music video for Hopie Spitshard's single, "Yummy" (http://hopiespitshard.com/site/). ; She's Rad Creations mastermind, and my BFF, Apey!

CLUSTERFUCK: What inspires you to do what you do?

APEY: There are so many different things that inspire me. It can range from just an idea that pops into my head, something creative that I've never done before, to the excitement for another person's idea just waiting to come to life.

CF: What are your top 3 favorite cakes you've done this year?

A: I thought this would be a fairly easy question, but it's not ... Definitely my top favorite is the "Praying for LA" cake. It was based on a design by Pride Clothing (www.showsompride.com).
My second favorite is a "Tattoo" inspired cake (DC Tattoos), which was scattered with chocolate images of the tattoos on my right sleeve. And third, I'm torn on having to choose from a cake I'm proud of because of the outcome, or something that was really fun working on. If I had to pick (FUN), it'd be a tie between a Domo cake or the Ninja Turtles. If I had to pick (PROUD-OF), it'd be the Hennessy or Graduation cake (Textbooks, Grad cap, Diploma, Pencils, etc).

CF: Do you have a least favorite item from your menu?

A: In all honesty, the least favorite cake/cupcake to make is Red Velvet. I know it's a favorite for a lot of people, but I myself just can't find the appeal of it.

CF: Is there a design or concept you would ever turn down?

A: Not really. I'm very open to all sorts of designs and concepts, given that I have plenty of time to work it out.

CF: Do you ever think about expanding your business and including other areas other than the Bay Area?

A: Currently, I do expand to other areas, via the Postal Service. Unfortunately, that's only limited to mini cupcakes.

CF: You've done a lot of work for bands, which is your favorite creation you've done for a band?

A: All of them have a "favorite" aspect, but I would say that I've made more creations for Hollywood Undead, than any other band.
Of all the Hollywood Undead creations I made, my favorite would have to be the cupcakes with their cartoon-like version of their masks. Who doesn't like cartoons?

CF: Do you plan on opening your own bakery? If so, where?

A: That is the ultimate goal and the idea would to have it based in more than one location. But first thing's first, it would be based in the Peninsula (primarily SSF).

CF: How did you get started in all of this?

A: This would be one of the few times being bored and curious resulted into something good. I've always loved finding many different ways of being artistic, but for some reason, cake decorating just happens to be the one thing I have never lost interest in, so I stuck with it.

CF: Be honest, have you ever wanted to strangle one of your customers?

A: Ideally, you're supposed to say no, but I won't lie. Yes, a few times, which most of the time they were very closed minded, and VERY indecisive. They have no idea all the work that goes into preparing what they've ordered.

CF: If you could pick anyone in any industry to collaborate (doesn't have to necessarily be in the baking industry..) with on a project, who would you choose?

A: Hmm, I'm currently in the process of scheming up a plan to collaborate with a dear friend of mine right now, but distance is the enemy. Eventually, all the details of that will be shared on my blog. But for the future, I would like to work with a non-profit organization, either helping out kids or animals in need (i.e. PETA, SPCA, or Share Our Streghth-End Child Hunger). I have a HUGE heart for kids and animals, and they don't normally have a voice or anyone to help them speak in this world.

CF: Any last words for the readers??

A: Hmmm, just spread the word, place your orders, be creative, and always have an open mind.

Check her out at http://www.ApeyisRad.com. And if you're in the San Francisco Bay Area, what are you waiting for?! Start ordering! Even if you're outside of the Bay, anywhere in the country, place an order for mini cupcakes of your choosing to be shipped directly to your door. Make your life just that much sweeter. ;)

Allow me to re-introduce myself...

2010-01-04T12:17:00.000-08:00

With the new year, comes changes. And we (or me?) over here at CLUSTERFUCK felt there was no better way to ring in the new decade but with a little face lift. Yeah, yeah ok. It's not that big of a deal. Sure. But with changes to the layout also comes the "10 Questions With..." segment! (Someone hit the fake crowd applause button, please.) I've already got a few queued up and ready to roll and the first one will come at some point today. Like i said, it will be a weekly thing so make sure to keep checking back for those. I'm pretty happy, ok EXTREMELY happy, with the ones i have so far. Of course come back for other things too cause that won't be my only posting venture. Please, enjoy yourselves. It's a new year, and hate is hella out of style. Love is the new black. Tell your friends to read, subscribe, etc etc. Get the word out there. The more readers i get, the more i can get to you.

If you have any questions, comments, concerns, things you'd like to see in this blog..let me know! Email inbox is always open for you guys. lax_bitch@yahoo.com it is! Hate mail can be left with your moms though cause i have no time for it. I'd raise a toast to this new beginning, but you know, drinking at work is kind of out of the question. <3

2009: 2004 All Over Again

2009-12-31T20:18:00.000-08:00

I'll be honest, 2004 was probably one of the best years of my life. I graduated high school, i turned 18, got my drivers license and just pretty much did whatever the hell i wanted to. That was also the year that i discovered my one true love; LIVE MUSIC. I had always loved going to shows and seeing people in concert, but for some reason in 2004 it hit me like a rock. It was all i wanted to do. I would hit 3 shows in 3 days on school nights and go to school dead as fuck, but i didn't care. Road trips to LA were frequent. I had the opportunity of meeting and hanging out with a lot of people i admired in the music world and made quite a few friends along the way. Then the years following, just never lived up. Don't get me wrong, i gave birth to my daughter which was the most amazing day in my life. And every day since i've had her has been amazing and a blessing. But somewhere in all of the commotion and craziness, i lost myself. I stopped going to shows, hell i stopped doing a lot of things that used to make me happy. And when 2009 hit, i made some major changes in my life that i felt were necessary and i never looked back. I vowed to make 2009 what every year after 2004 should have been. And god damnit did i ever. Yes of course things were a little different seeing as how i had a daughter. But that just made things more fun. I got a new job, got back into going to shows, i finally stopped pussing out and got the ink done that i wanted, i bought myself a car and again, made a lot of new friends along the way. I was given the opportunity of a lifetime to help film a live dvd for one of my favorite bands. I got to shoot photos from a press pit. I went back to Warped Tour for the first time since 2004 as a 'worker'. More road trips back down to LA. Most of all, i felt like i was finally 'ME' again. Most of what i felt was missing in my life had returned. And for someone who spent 2 years dealing with severe postpartum depression, to feel like yourself again is a really big deal.

I would have to say some of my favorite parts of this year (not including time spent with my daughter), had to be the many times i got to see my boys in Hollywood Undead. From hometown shows, to Vegas, to New Mexico, to Sacramento, home and then Vegas again...it was always good times.

Picture post will come soon. For now, time to go wait on the countdown with my little one. <3

Woohoo!

2009-12-31T20:04:00.001-08:00

Happy New Years to me! Wine & sparkling cider plus a little bit of Patron...staying in isn't always so bad.

The smell of...defeat?

2009-12-31T08:51:00.000-08:00

I really think with all the money that San Francisco is spending on 'going green', they should start putting some money into their public transportation system. And no, I'm not talking about making it run on solar energy or any shit like that. I'm talking AIR FRESHENERS!! The horrible stenches coming off of those trains have got to be doing some kind of damage to our Earth's atmosphere. So i have come up with a plan, a very good one if i do say so myself. Let me pitch it to you guys first before i take it to City Hall. Here goes.

Have you ever stepped onto a BART train, MUNI bus or cable car and had your eyes start burning? Your nose start feeling like the inner lining had been singed off? Had your face contort into a totally unflattering 'stink face'?? If you can answer yes to one or all of these questions, I have your solution! STENCH SENSE!! Stench Sense is a revolutionary device that is placed at the entry and exit points of your form of public transportation. Let's say an old homeless man bummed up enough change to get himself onto your bus. He hasn't showered since God knows when and he's covered in every form of bodily fluid you can imagine. Now who wants to sit next to that?? Or even be in the same 10 mile radius? Well now with Stench Sense's amazing odor sensors, you won't have to worry! As anything that smells any less fresh than a baby out of a bathtub passes by, the sensors will go off and POW! A deodorizing spray/air neutralizer blasts the culprit until the smell is gone! You will no longer have to sit next to Mr. 'I Just Got Out of the Gym and Decided Not To Shower Before I Left'. No more holding your nose when Ms. 'I'm Trying To Cover Up Last Night's Puke, Alcohol and Cigarettes With Cheap Perfume' stands next to you. And no more dry heaving when Mr. 'I Sleep On The Streets and Just Shat Myself Ten Minutes Ago' passes down your aisle. STENCH SENSE has got you covered. Or should we say THEM covered!

Yeah, yeah?? What do you think? Awesome idea, right? I'm totally writing to Mr. Newsom's sexy ass about this right now!

New segment coming soon!

2009-12-30T14:51:00.000-08:00

In 2010 coming with an updated layout of good ol' CLUSTERFUCK will also be a new segment i like to call 10 Questions With _____. It will be a short, but informative, interview with a person of my choosing that i feel more people need to be aware of. They may be someone you know, they may not be. Either way, it's someone i feel you need to listen up to and know more about. It will be a weekly thing, one interview a week. Or less, depending on how fast i can bring them in. First one will be with a person very near and dear to my heart, and that will kick off the new year on 1/5/10 so keep a look out and check back often for more updates and more of me babbling on!

Quickly.

2009-12-30T10:53:00.000-08:00

Just wanted to share a few links i think everyone needs to check out. So go now. Stop reading this and GO!

Rad Creations

Veronica Farr: San Diego Pop Culture Examiner

RyanLoco.com

Pride Clothing

The Chive

Happy reading! Or buying. Buy stuff, too!

Big Bang Theory: Intelligent Humor

2009-12-29T10:26:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite shows on right now has got to be "The Big Bang Theory". Unlike it's network partner "How I Met Your Mother", Big Bang hasn't gone stale. It's a different kind of humor that not everyone will like, but it is definitely something i look forward to. All of the actors have such great chemistry and even guest stars that come on fit in so well. Whereas a lot of guest stars on sitcoms seem out of place, theirs always fit right in. You can catch "The Big Bang Theory" Monday nights on CBS.

RIP Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan

2009-12-29T09:06:00.000-08:00

I regret to inform you all that Jimmy Sullivan aka The Rev, drummer for Avenged Sevenfold, passed away on December 28, 2009. In a long string of shocking death's this year, this one hits a little closer to home because i had the pleasure of meeting and spending time with this guy. At 28 years old, he was found dead in his Huntington Beach home. Reports say he died of 'natural causes', only meaning no foul play was involved. His band mates had this to say on their official website:

It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan. Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time.

Jimmy you are forever in our hearts.
We love you.

M Shadows, Synyster Gates, Zacky Vengeance and Johnny Christ

He was one of the most talented drummers of the new rock era, and he will be greatly missed.

Spotlight: The Sleeping

2009-12-28T09:59:00.000-08:00

There are a lot of bands out there that don't get the recognition they deserve. The Sleeping is one of those bands. Especially after having seen them live multiple times this year, they are definitely flying too low under the radar. Yes, they did have a track on Guitar Hero 3. ("Don't Hold Back" from their debut on Victory Records, Questions and Answers.) And they have accompanied multiple big names on some sold-out tours (Hollywood Undead's TCB & Vatos Locos tours, Nintendo Fusion Tour, etc). Yet, they are still very much overlooked. If you still aren't convinced on these guys after listening to their music, make sure to see them live. If you don't absolutely fall in love, i'll punch you in the face because there's obviously something wrong with you. Ok, no not really. But The Sleeping live is definitely a sight to behold. Lead singer Douglas Robinson powers through the vocals in a high energy romp on stage that will give you chills. Each band member brings something special to the show. Whether it's Bassist Sal Mignano's display of amazing bass runs while in constant movement, drummer Joe Zizzo's hair-covered face pounding away, guitarist Paul Cadena ripping away or keyboardist Chris Evans rocking harder than anyone knew a keyboardist could. Their lyrics speak to the heart and make you feel every single word that comes through the speakers. Musically they are a breath of fresh air in a time when everyone is becoming musically monotonous and mundane. A sound all their own and not to mention, all really cool, down to earth dudes. They love their fans and definitely take time out, especially after shows, to spend some time and show some love. Don't ever be intimidated by these New Yorkers. They just might end up being some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Song To Listen To: "Heart Beatz". My personal favorite song. It hits a spot that i know too well.

Make sure to check out the guys on MySpace @ www.myspace.com/thesleeping or on twitter @ www.twitter.com/thesleepingNY. Also catch them on tour in February with Scary Kids Scaring Kids if they're coming to your area. You won't be disappointed!

(Photo Credit: Lauren Abria - Sacramento, CA)

Video..blogging...?? Huh?!

2009-12-24T10:40:00.000-08:00

I would love to start doing video blogging on here as well, but sadly my laptop is out of commission. Until it is fixed and i can get a webcam, i don't think i'll be pulling out any awesome, amazing videos. I know, i know. It makes me sad, too. Now if anyone happens to be able to, or has a friend that can, fix a laptop with a bad motherboard for cheap or free (Free is always better!) i could get on that a lot faster. WINK, WINK. Coming up in the next week or so, the following:

-A couple 'Must Hear' selections of mine
-An interview with Bay Area-based amazing baker extraordinaire, Apey of Rad Creations.
-A reflection post on the year of 2009 called "2009: 2004 All Over Again".
-A 2009 retrospect photo blog.
-Much, much more!

Hopefully the beginning of 2010 will also bring more exclusives from me to you guys as well. For now, get into the Christmas spirit you fucking fucks!

Rihanna: Trying too "Hard"?

2009-12-23T23:08:00.000-08:00

(Disclaimer: These are solely my opinions. I am in no way a music critic nor am i a professional of any kind in the music business. But i sure as hell know what i think sounds good and what doesn't. Read on if you'd like, or don't. Screw it.)

I was on my way to pick up my sister earlier and as i turned on my car, Rihanna's "Hard" featuring Jeezy popped on. I listened for a few seconds, then i had to change the station. The song on the other station ended, and there was Rihanna again. So i decided to try and listen to the whole song. I couldn't. And this goes for everything i've heard off of her new album, "Rated R". I am in no way a Rihanna hater, i actually really like (or liked?) the girl. Even back in the 'Pon De Replay' long blonde hair days. "We Ride" was my jam. And then of course songs like "S.O.S" and "Umbrella" or even "Shut Up and Drive" were definitely on my playlists at the time. But with this new album, i feel like she is definitely just coasting on her fame. And dare i say, trying too 'hard'?? Vocals are not on point, a lot of it sounds very lazy. She's done better and sounded better. Trying to go for that 'bad girl' thing a little too much, i think. All the barely clothed promo shots and crazy outfits have steered a lot of people away from actually paying attention to the music. Take "Hard" for example. Her voice sounds whiney and the song itself is actually just pretty average. Everyone wants to be on her side after the whole Chris Brown ordeal and that's fine. But from what i've heard of his album, i can actually say I'm more of a fan of his musically right now than hers. I'm all about image changes and not staying the same album to album, but i really think Rihanna is almost pulling a Christina Aguilera here with this one. This is her "Dirty". Almost a "Fuck you, America. I may have gotten beat by my boyfriend but I'm a bad bitch!" And that may sound harsh, but i'm in no way condoning what happened or anything. I have no opinion on that matter. I've heard producers, critics and everyone's mom come out and say they think this is her best yet. Personally, not so much. I'm much more of a fan of the asymmetrical haircut Rihanna. Which she needs to bring back, by the way.

Just a big pile of hot, steaming nothing.

2009-12-23T20:09:00.000-08:00

So, I'm Lauren. I started this blog because i felt it was necessary for my own sanity. I talk a lot and have a lot to say, yet not enough people that are patient enough to listen to me go on and on. Figuring the best way to really get out all my thoughts and perspectives on things was to blog like everyone else does. You'll see a lot of different things on this blog; from reviews on music, movies, bars or anything else entertaining to random rants about daily life and situations. Hoping that i can pull a few strings i may even be able to bust out some exclusive interviews with people you may know, or may NEED to know. Stick by me, kids. I think we'll be alright. Enjoy!