If you're that much of an idiot to not understand i'm being rude on purpose and you sound like pathetic retard...then you deserve to get put on blast. You're welcome.
Vincent
hey boo boo..
Lauren
Um..hi
Vincent
whats up?
Lauren
At work, obviously. Feeling crappy.
Vincent
ouch..
that sucks
why?
ijust got off work..
now i get to relax hhahha
Lauren
strep throat is no joke
well lucky you. sucks for those of us who need to relax and can't.
Vincent
ooh damn
lol =-P
is this your first time having strep..
Lauren
yeup
Vincent
hows work?
Lauren
its ok. i'd much rather be at home in bed though.
Vincent
ooh
why not call in?
Lauren
cause i need the money
Vincent
that sucks booty
Lauren
yeah i'll live
Vincent
lol
how long have you had strep?
Lauren
since sunday i guess
thats when my throat started hurting
just went to the doctors yesterday tho
Vincent
ooh i see..
damn
did you get meds?
Lauren
gotta pick them up on my way home today
Vincent
ooh
what meds?
Lauren
antibiotics? duh.
Vincent
ooh
ok ok
Vincent
everyday pills?
Lauren
i dont know i haven't picked them up yet, remember?
Vincent
ooh
i see
walgreen meds?
=-p
Lauren
nope. kaiser
Vincent
ooh cool
nice!
lol
got plans this weekend?
Lauren
my best friends bday
Vincent
nice
whats the plan?
its not so call is it?
Lauren
not what?
Vincent
so cal
is this the weekend you going to so cal
and vegas?
Lauren
nope.
a party here
Vincent
oooh ok
Lauren
soCal is the 17th vegas the 24th
Vincent
when is you going south?
Lauren
my april is pretty booked weekend-wise.
i just said, look up.
Vincent
haha that sounds dirty hahah
Lauren
how?
Vincent
damn..
Lauren
oh nevermind
Vincent
"when is you goin south" haha
hahah
so who do i call to make an appt?
hahah
Lauren
let me get you my secretary's number
Vincent
or do i just get penciled in? hhah
ooh sweet
"hi i would like to make an appt" "when is her next opening?"
hahah
Lauren
that sounds bad
Vincent
hahah
ok i take that one back..
hahah
"when is her next availability?"
better?
haha
Lauren
sure
Vincent
=-p
is work slow today?
Lauren
it is now. it wasn't earlier
Vincent
so just pencil me in in your availabily..hahha
ooh i see..
ok ok..
Lauren
i either have something going on or i have arianna every weekend til at least may 22nd or something
Vincent
hahah
its all good..
i understand..
just whenever your free..
Lauren
told you, i'm a busy girl
Vincent
haah
its ok..
you do what you gotta do..
lol
its all good though..
you do what you gotta do sexy lady
haha
Lauren
people actually want me around lately
Vincent
hahah
cause the folks realize that to have fun and a great time please invite lauren
hahah
Lauren
thats true
Vincent
but see i knew that before hand..
just never got a chance too
hahah
Lauren
no you didnt know that
cause im really not the life of the party
nor am i really that much fun
Vincent
yup.. so im trynna catch up
hahah
im not into the night life anymore too..
i mean yeah time to time is fine...
but not all day everyday type
haha
Lauren
oh i didnt mean the night life i just meant in general
Vincent
Oh ok
haha
its ok we can be boring together
hahaha
Lauren
No thank you
What the hell good is that gonna do me?
Vincent
well u know...
Lauren
????
Don't mean to be a bitch, but.....actually, i do. Guys sometimes, i swear.
How To Get A Girl To Ignore You
10 Questions With...Jason David Frank
If you're anywhere around my age, you grew up watching Power Rangers, don't even lie. Everyone had their favorite. Mine, was the Green Ranger. With all their high-flying martial arts skills it was only natural for one of them, Jason David Frank; who played Tommy Oliver the green ranger, to progress into the world of mixed martial arts fighting. Still acting, but in love with fighting, he also started Christian-based MMA clothing company Jesus Didn't Tap. He took some time away to simply play "10 Questions" with me.
CLUSTERFUCK: You've been into martial arts all your life, was it a natural progression into the MMA world?
JASON DAVID FRANK: Very easy for me
CF: What made you start the fight line Jesus Didn't Tap?
JDF: A good fight concept that meant something GOOD
CF: You definitely seem to embrace your past as a Power Ranger, whereas most like to downplay their previous endeavors. Why do you think that is?
JDF: Its who I am and who I was..
CF: What do you enjoy more, fighting or acting?
JDF: Fighting
CF: I'm sure you get "It's Morphin Time!" a lot, does it ever get annoying?
JDF: Sometimes lol
CF: Would you ever do a Power Rangers reunion?
JDF: Yes
CF: There are a lot of people trying to get into the MMA world these days, what kind of advice could you give the hopefuls?
JDF: Train train train!
CF: What's the worst injury you've endured thanks to fighting?
JDF: My distal bicep tore
CF: The green ranger was honestly always my favorite, but if you could have switched with any of the other rangers, which would you have been?
JDF: Naw I love green
CF: What's next for you?
JDF: More fights and bigger films :)
You can become of fan of him on Facebook and check out Jesus Didn't Tap for more info!
Cut. Edit. Start over.
So i was planning on having a video "10 Questions With..." for today, but then i realized that meant i had to spend time editing videos and what not. Annnnd i fell asleep last night. So that obviously didn't work out very well. So instead i'll just be putting up a video blog/compilation from the amazing weekend that went down in LA with myself and some very special people for the Rad Creations photo shoot. That should be up some time this week for sure. It was amazing and i had SO much fun. Can't wait to see the pictures and how they turned out. My friend Kelli Hayden is an amazing photographer and she did soooo good and made us all feel like real models lol. Stay tuned for that. But up next: 10 Questions With...Jason David Frank!
Rambling. I do it a lot.
-Justin Timberlake should start making music again. Not because I'm a fan of his music but because maybe it will keep him so preoccupied he'll forget about his FAIL of a clothing line, William Rast. Seriously, the new line that premiered at New York Fashion Week was as ugly as he is.
-WTF is Taylor Swift doing using Sharpie as eyeliner?? I mean, if i looked like she did without makeup i might too. But girl, learn from the cholas...Sharpies are for eyebrows!
-Does Solange Knowles think she's Erykah Badu or something? She's been looking rather 'motherland' lately, and it is not a good look. Not that much is a good look on that girl.
-I just seen a picture that i thought was A) Rihanna or B) Nicole Sherzinger pulling a Cassie with the shaved side of her head. But no, it was the singer of Tokio Hotel.
-All of a sudden Vin Diesel is fat. That's what happens i guess when The Rock starts taking over your Disney movies.
-Can Dave Navarro leak more half-naked (or hopefully FULLY naked) pictures from his bitch's iPhone please? Thanks. He gives me a chick boner.
-Why Peter Andre flipped out over Katie Price flat ironing their daughters hair is beyond me. I play with Arianna's hair all the time. Big effing deal, loser. Get over it.
-Chris Brown needs to stop wearing nerd glasses cause it makes look like...well, a nerd. And it's not cute.
-I really wish Michael Phelps wasn't such a butterface. His body amazes me. His face, also amazes me. But in a totally different, wanna-puke kind of way.
That's all. Just had to get that off of my chest. Now, watch this video. And laugh. Hard. Just like i did. Or be completely dumbfounded as to why this girl would even post this online, just like i was.
Pre-Valentine's Day with Frankie J
So, I'm postponing "10 Questions With..." until next week because next Monday I'm going to have a very special edition of it for you guys. You'll see. Just hang tight.
But in place, today I've got a special post about my Pre-Valentine's party with Mr. Frankie J. He was performing at a club called Sabor in San Jose, just about 45 minutes from me. And eeeevery time this guy has come around recently, something has prevented me from going. But i was damn determined not to miss him again! I was already out celebrating Valentine's Day with my friend Maria, we were having our monthly dinner at the lovely Benihana. Minus the hour and a half wait and them first off trying to tell us we could only order from the stupid 'valentines' menu (even though it wasn't v-day yet!), we had a good time. Our cook kept giving heart-shaped vegetables to Maria, it was great haha. We were originally supposed to go out in the City, but i switched up our plans and we headed out to San Jose to see Frankie. Best idea I've ever had.
We got there around 12:30am and as we were walking to the back, Frankie was already on stage doing one of his new songs (and my favorite!) "Finish What We Started". It was, as always, so sexy. He performed a pretty good amount of songs; including his new single "Crush" (Part of which he sang to me haha), "Obsession", "That Girl" and "Suga, Suga". He put on an amazing performance as always. He had some mic problems but, of course, didn't let that phase him. We had a great time. And after the performance i was able to chat with him for a bit. He is seriously the sweetest, most humble guy I've ever met. Always smiling, always giving out hugs, always willing to stop and talk for a few even when he's super busy. Gotta say, i still love that guy since the first time i met him when i was 16! I'm gonna find the picture from then and post it, too haha. Sooo many years ago. Got a couple good pictures from his performance, enjoy!
(^^My FAVORITE!)
And a little snippet of Frankie singing "Crush" straight to yours truly =)
Now everyone go and follow him on Twitter!
Hopie Spitshard "Yummy" video premiere!
A little while back i helped out my bff Apey with a verrrry special creation for a music video for an old friend of hers. We both worked long and hard into the wee hours of delusion on that thing, and now the hard work is finally out for everyone to see! I'm so proud of Apey and her Rad Creations business and how well everything is going for her. And her being able to add this video to her resume just makes me that much more excited for her! Everyone watch and enjoy. I'm sure you'll be able to figure out what the 'creation' was! This video was also directed by the same guys who directed the "Bebot" video for The Black Eyed Peas. So it's pretty sweet. (No pun intended!)
Hopie Spitshard "Yummy" Official Music Video (Directed by Patricio Ginelsa) from Kid Heroes on Vimeo.
"Why dont you just have a seat over there?"
Someone call Chris Hansen! Pedo-alert to the fullest. I mean, i love Howard Stern, don't get me wrong. But i think this conversation he had about Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift was a little...much? I mean, granted Miley Cyrus runs around like a skanky little trollop so it seems fair game. But Howard has a 17 year old daughter. I know he wouldn't want some grown ass old man talking about his daughter like that. Either way, it was still laughable and quite entertaining. My favorite was the "I bet she's got a big camel toe" part haha.
