10 Questions With...Ryan Loco

A certified Jack of all trades...or something like that. He's left his mark on whatever part of the MMA world he could get his multi-tasking hands on. A writer for FIGHT! Magazine, co-host of Tapout Radio, working for Jaco Clothing and star of his own amazing video blogs: The Loco Life; Ryan Loco is really making a name for himself more than ever. Not to mention a hit with the Twitter community and recently releasing his own t-shirts. Yet somehow with all that going on, he still managed to make some time for yours truly.






CLUSTERFUCK: You hold quite a few job titles, which is your favorite?

RYAN LOCO: Hmm...I'd say being good at doing nothing. I don't know if that is an official job title. But as I always say, I don't know what it is I do, I just know that no one does it better. :)


CF: Was writing always something you wanted to do? Or did you just kind of fall into it?


RL: I was just always a good writer. I was the guy who would wait to wrte a 10 page paper until the night before, and then ace it no problem. It's hard for me to get into the writing mood, unless there is a deadline. I live for hectic countdowns.


CF: Why did you decide to cut all that beautiful hair off?

RL: I like to change it up all the time. That way, people won't get comfortable with me, I'm always switching the game up.


CF: Do you EVER make your bed??

RL: Heck no. I'm gonna go back to sleep in it anyways, why get it all pretty? I also don't untie my shoes when I take them off.


CF: Favorite perk of your job(s)?

RL: Getting to interact with people from all over the world and all walks of life. I love it, I'm a people person. Oh, and the chicks.


CF: Would you consider doing all forthcoming Loco Life videos shirtless? Please? =)

RL: haha, I'll make some calls to the higher ups and see what I can do. I need a tan first :(


CF: What made you start video blogging?

RL: I realized that I get to do a lot of fun stuff, I should document it so that when I'm old and gray, I can look back on it like an episode of the Wonder Years. But I am a way hotter Fred Savage.


CF: Is there anything else you would like to add to your continuously growing job list in the near future?

RL: The Queen of England would actually be a fun job. But I think you have to know people. It's all politics.


CF: What are you most proud of having accomplished?

RL: Actually finishing this interview and not forgetting! I'm such a forgetful bum. :(



CF: Mayweather or Pacquiao?

RL: Either or, I just want to see a good fight. And it seems like we will never see it.



Don't worry Ryan, I forgive you. And I'm sure you'd make a great queen once you get your foot in the door!

If you don't know enough about this awesome, and very good looking, guy...get on it! Check out his website RyanLoco.com and make sure to spend time watching ALL of the Loco Life videos! You know you don't have anything better to do. And for further entertainment, follow Mr. Loco on Twitter @RyanLoco!




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